Monday, September 26, 2016
Sunday, September 25, 2016
I made it five seconds. New record for me for the shortest time I've ever listened to a Kpop song. The beat that starts off the song is really, really awful, and knowing Crayon Pop's awful track record (FM aside), I knew I didn't want any more.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Recently, a producer of the idol TV show "Produce 101" came out and openly admitted what I'd already known and had been telling people for years - that the show (and by implication, all idol groups with a similar theme) is basically jack-off material, or "healthy porn for men" as he describes it. Several people were shocked - could this be true? How come they hadn't noticed? More importantly, how to identify this "healthy porn"? Come on a journey with Kpopalypse into the world of dog-whistle concepts!
Friday, September 23, 2016
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
I really fucking hate this song. I tried listening to it three weeks ago when it came out, but I was so traumatized that I gave up after 30 seconds. Knowing that I had to spread the word about how awful this song is, three weeks later I'm listening to this song the whole way through. Can I make it?